Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.

person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.

by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

Crumclutz

A adjective for a person who is clusmy and extremely unlucky

Jeremy:Oh man poor Carmine getting sniped as he stood up poor guy
Adam:Yeah that was unlucky he's such a Crumclutz

by The cuttest Alien September 18, 2011

Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.

Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?

by ChiGirl90 March 5, 2012

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Best. Fucking. Cereal.

1.You are missing out if you have not had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
2.Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal to ever exist. Facts.

by WhyamIhere2 December 5, 2019

butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016