Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Mini Crullers

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009

Crueler

Feeling of pain specifically in anus after anal sex.

I’m in a crueler from last night

by StaleWetBread March 15, 2020

Criller

Someone addicted to crack

Look at Bobby. You know he's a kriller cuz he weighs 98 pounds.

by Austin 3:16 December 10, 2003

facebook culler

A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.

facebook culler facebook whore

by rastadee September 8, 2009

French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

Crullerous

To be endowed with the surly spirit of "Cruller" tenticled god of surliness.

Man, she sure was Crullerous this morning before her coffee!

by Mark Sottilaro May 30, 2003