Word Cruft

To take a non-existent, yet plausible-sounding word, and give it a definition. Words like telecrastination and cromulent and pretty much everything else on Urban Dictionary are what is called Word Cruft.

Tim: Hey, did you see the latest pictures of Brooke Shields? What a babe-o-rama! I'd definitely like to ramjam her!

Jim: Lay off the word cruft already, Tim.

by Nemephosis August 11, 2011

Crufting

With the scrote on show; exposed ballsack.
Often not entirely intentional visual sharing of the goods. Derived from the famous British international dog show. May certainly be without lewd intent - see example.

These Greek statues are crufting all over the joint.

by February 02, 2022

cruft

The act of not wiping your anus after taking a shit. The shit then hardens around your millie bobby brown hole creating a donut of sorts that you may pick off and feast upon later on. The smell accentuates your masculinity therefore speeding your process into punanji.

"Damn bro, I was about to fuck this girl and then I spread her cheeks in doggy. Thats when the smell hit me bro. I saw the golden crust of her cruft. It had to at least have been a week since she wiped since the thickness was approximately 4 mm."

by onepunchnegro September 23, 2019