flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

by joefromsc March 12, 2009

cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017

cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 1, 2013

clucking hen

Gossiping and/or complaining women. Women who talk, talk, and talk some more, usually about nothing of consequence.

Those women sound like just a bunch of clucking hens.

by tired of complaining November 22, 2013

cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

get cracking

the term get cracking means to get to work on something.

"Geez Frank this boss wants this project completed by noon tomorrow. We better get cracking."

by John Eades July 12, 2006