Crotchamajiggers

Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.

Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."

by Rehabdirector March 29, 2017

crotchal

in the general area of the crotch; near the genitalia

"Man, did you see that piece of metal sticking out of Jay's crotchal area?!"

by Gina January 18, 2003

crotchal zone

synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.

Sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and pass the 'melk?'

by elemental May 4, 2005

Crotchball

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.

I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.

by Lassidar March 13, 2009

crotchalogical

the logic of the crotch

We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.

by Happy Loman December 21, 2008

crotchamus

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

Clutchpalm

Something you think will be clutch but turns out to be only a fail. Word originates from napalm; more specifically, the napalm strike in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Hobie: Time to get clutchpalm on this free throw!

Derek: Good one.

by TenBlackAlps May 4, 2011