crotchspawn

A derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people

One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."

by Squire Carpenter January 13, 2008

crotchismo

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.

1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.

by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

crotchograph

Photograph of a woman's crotch, usually taken as she is getting out of a car while wearing a short dress / skirt without underwear. Must be a celeberity to be a true crotchograph.

Damn, did you see that crotchograph of Brittany Spears?

by Sterl January 29, 2008

crotches

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.

by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018

Crotchtosis

A bad case of smelly pussy.

Chronic smelly pussy.

Billy refused to go down on his girl because she had a bad case of CROTCHTOSIS!

by Krzygrl July 2, 2009