Crotchy

A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.

"You think you can take Crotchy down?"

by Mr Mewtwo April 2, 2022

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

Chotchky

This word is a nown used to identify objects that otherwise have no designation. Chotchky is usually used to describe objects that resemble angled geometric shapes.

"That collage is full of little chotchkies." or, "Hey! Grab me that chotchky over there."

by Wonderboythedave May 28, 2008

Crotchkins

The act of non-schalantly scoring an awesome view between the legs of a hot (or any) female wearing a skirt while sitting down, with a napkin in her lap. Note: you may also call "crotchkins" in the absence of a napkin.

While Nick was walking by a young college female at an Italian restaurant, he nudged his buddy and called out "CROTCHKINS" upon seeing the 100% white cotton panties peeking out from between her legs.

by Crotch King June 15, 2013

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

crotchy

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

by XxGofigurexX November 12, 2007