by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019
Get the Crotcher mug.The word chotchie (chotch for short) can be used to describe a male that fits into any one of the following categories:
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not
Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.
chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.
chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not
Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.
chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.
chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
Christian is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, jeans, hat and shoes. What a chotch! or Christian looks like a chotchie in that outfit.
I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!
Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.
Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!
Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.
Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
by adubsinthehouse April 16, 2010
Get the Chotchie mug.Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
Get the Crotcheted mug.A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.
Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
by drewreeper November 28, 2011
Get the crotchgear mug.by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008
Get the Crotchfester mug.(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
Get the crotchet mug.leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.
also used for easy access to the toilet.
also used for easy access to the toilet.
MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!
Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!
DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!
DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
by Broaud June 14, 2008
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