Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

crotchbutter

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.

"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."

by Spax February 23, 2006

crotchbar

the sidebar of youtube which is now underneath the video.

leave a comment, question or video response below the crotchbar.

by kalei lubov June 15, 2010

Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

by Erufalion November 2, 2004

Crotchbung

The watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males.

Lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose.

by E.G. April 1, 2006

Crotch Burn

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.

Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.

by Manuel Mayhem September 14, 2010

crotchbender

A woman who takes away a man's will to live by bending his mental penis to the point it is at a 90 degree angle.

Linda sure can be a crotchbender to Mark.

by Katmando August 21, 2006