Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.
Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.
This position is best done outside in the streets.
It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.
This position is best done outside in the streets.
It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.
John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.
by Editor Man March 31, 2008
by DEM4EVA October 17, 2020
A woman who is usually wound super tight. High strung. Short tempered and thinks most people are beneath her. Always thinks she is right and is racist. Tends to be a republican and is probably related to someone named Becky who calls the police on black people.
by Reginaphlange May 8, 2020
n.
A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.
A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.
by HST Wannabe March 26, 2013
A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.
by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013