flow cropped

Verb. The act of getting ones hair cut.

"i got my flow cropped last night"

by Bret Ridgeway April 4, 2007

croppery

farm town slang for crops...

Sam Suicide: i think you need to harvest your crops

Laureen Lullaby: i think you mean my croppery ?

Sam Suicide: you hair is bare sageeee.

by Sam Suicide May 28, 2009

cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.

I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.

by Aftershock October 29, 2004

Cropdusted

The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .

DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !

by Bite-Me April 27, 2008

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

cropdusting

farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking

wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.

by questionsleep February 9, 2004

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010