PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

by ne999 February 8, 2020

Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003

conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.

"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"

by ReverandWill February 3, 2007

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

Chunky Chink Chonkers

A word used to describe a fatass asian. You can use any vowel pretty much and get a racial term for a squints. Such as: chink, chank, chonk..you get the idea.

Wow, Justin sure is a Chunky Chink Chonkers.

by Robert Dalton July 27, 2008

Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011