Cronk

A pedophile that likes to bring children into his van. A cronk is basically a kidnapper, so watch out.

Nooo I got a cronk as my gym teacher

by dt0089fgh May 04, 2020

Cronk

Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday

Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.

by CHuffCityBoys November 12, 2019

Cronk

Having a shit and masturbating at the same time

I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk

by BobDaCronker December 31, 2010

cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

cronk

perineum (the region where the balls bounce)

I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.

by perrofluta July 09, 2009

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 02, 2004

cronk

my slang for slut, fuckhead, asshole, cockswabber, dickhead, drongo, bitch.

person 1: "stop fishing for attention"
me: "kiss off you fuckhead cronk"

by sophieeeeee? May 08, 2022