Husoos Cristo en una muleta

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"

Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!

by Telephony December 12, 2012

Cristela

Cristela is a very hardworking women. She loves coffee. She is very outgoing, humorous, funny, talented, and freaking pretty. she has an amazing voice. She's a savage when it comes to trying new things. She's confident in her beliefs. Has a good taste in music. She is very humble and loving. She's a mom to many.

Suzzie: Have you met Cristela?
Angelica: yes! Isn't she great!
Suzzie: yeahh!

by boozie forever July 18, 2020

crista

crista is a very beautiful women with a bright future ahead of her. she may have her rough times in life but always finds a way threw them .she is an amazing friend with a beautiful personailty .very trustworthy and she handles her own because she doesnt need anyone to have her back she stand strong on her own and one day will grow up and do something big with her life

crista beautiful

by savior1 October 15, 2013

Cristaly

one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She's bound to be a leader and lead her followers into success. A wife type of girl.. If you get one, keep her close because she's rare and special. She makes even the saddest person .. Turn into the happiest. Never gives up on anything specially when someone says she can't accomplish the task. Has integrity and the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Simply the most realest and down to earth woman that anyone could ever meet. She fights for what she believes and loves and cares for special ones. We can say..She's perfection.

Man, Cristaly is just amazing.. You have to meet her!

by DopeMinds November 17, 2013

Cristina

Is funny, smart ,pretty ,cool, loves animals ,trustworthy ,playful, has a big family, and a big heart ,laughs a lot, shy ,honest (sometimes), and angel never let her go long gorgeous hair tallish ,middle child? Gamer girl ,loving ,thoughtful ,helpful smart ,kind, forgiving ,an amazing friend a goofball, loyal, can be quite and not give an opinion . Can be the best friend ever can be wild and usually calm can be stressed about a lot of stuff like school will do school work had good grades she is just like the perfect person to be with 😊 can be popular but doesn’t hangout with the popular kids because she prefers her normal friend group

Girl1: I am soooo happy Cristina is my friend like she help me with my math homework the other day she’s sooo smart !

Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂

by Yogurt monster July 9, 2020

Cristina

The most amazing girl you will meet in your entire LIFE. They are very special so don't loose them. They are unique and not like anyone you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out. You can never replace her. She's like the sun after it rains. She's a goddess and extremely powerful. Never get on their bad side and make sure to ALWAYS respect her. She's super awesome to party with. She will light up any room any time. Very intelligent and always honest. Yara's have the best sense of fashion so always listen to them. They are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She has a face of an angel and acts like one too. Her smile can light up the darkest days. People strive to be like her. She is a huge sweetheart so be warned for many hugs. She has a thing for romance. You can always count on her to cheer you up. She is the best shoulder to cry on. She is the sexiest person who ever walked this planet. She is also very creative. Their minds are filled with wonderful ideas. She can turn a bad idea to a good one. Never doubt them, they're always doing what they know best. They have the best humor and have the funniest jokes. They can make you smile from ear to ear. They act like ladies and are super attractive. They are also really great kissers. Have the best butts too ;). She is perfect in every way.

Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.

Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!

Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(

Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!

There’s nothing better than having a Cristina in your life

by Happylove January 31, 2020

Cristal

The girl who cares for everyone, worries for people that tell her not to worry for. She also gets heartbroken easily but when in love she'll love you with a full heart. Cristal is always a true friend, always has your back and is very supportive.

Hey is that Cristal?
Yeah, she a real friend.

by lliizzbeth March 4, 2019