Crockety

Rigid, old and worn

This couch is crockety. We need a new one.

by Wordmaker4TX September 4, 2018

Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013

crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

Crochetiere

a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!

Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"

by boombuba December 29, 2010

Crochity

To be upset, its worse than being butt hurt or booty tickled.

last night, i made this girl so crochity, she was crying.

by ciah_13 July 7, 2010

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004