crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”
by Abby_c July 06, 2017
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Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
by Yarnar300 December 09, 2021
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Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019
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Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.
Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*
by Thicctottiesblam January 10, 2018
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crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them
Crochet people are the fittest people in earth

“Very very true, I’d hit”
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When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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Crochet of elderly

A group of older people at a gathering of any kind.
I'm late because I got caught behind a crochet of elderly.
by Brandon M & Vanessa C. September 22, 2021
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