crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006

Coccasionally

The act of ingesting cocaine, blow, or yay on an occasional basis.

Panda is not an addict, because he only does coccasionally.

by PandatheBOSS November 29, 2011

multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

by salamasana May 15, 2007

Crocaine

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.

Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.

by Nikki87 April 4, 2009

croctastic

(Adjective)

Croctastic means “fantastic” but with crocs (shoe). If someone says that something is croctastic, it’s fantastic. It is sometimes mistaken for croctastic, as in crocodile, but that’s not the case.

Jack: did you hear? No school tomorrow!
Ben: wow, that’s croctastic!
Jack: yeah dude
*high five*

by eliteshrek April 5, 2019

crocaine

Croquette, while all players are high on cocaine.

Let's all zoot a line or two and then play some crocaine!

by Derek Wizzle March 19, 2008

Crocagoat

A goat whose surrogate mother was a crocodile that felt guilty about eating the goatling's mother, thus allowing the little goatling to suckle on it's croc-teets and raising it as one of it's own... ...and the Crocagoat was born.

*Derived from the Arseblog Arsecast Episode 78, "The Sacking..."

I drank the blood of a crocagoat to cure my ailments and to renew my mojo.

by ArsenalArmada June 2, 2008