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Crocagoat 

A goat whose surrogate mother was a crocodile that felt guilty about eating the goatling's mother, thus allowing the little goatling to suckle on it's croc-teets and raising it as one of it's own... ...and the Crocagoat was born.

*Derived from the Arseblog Arsecast Episode 78, "The Sacking..."
I drank the blood of a crocagoat to cure my ailments and to renew my mojo.
Crocagoat by ArsenalArmada June 2, 2008
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The legendary adeptibeast.
"The Cocogoat is a legendary animal. An adeptibeast. What it looks like: wakaranai. Where to find it: wakaranai. Where it came from: wakaranai." - Qiqi
Cocogoat by xiaotofu March 9, 2021
Another title of the character Ganyu from Genshin impact.
Paimon: What the heck is a Cocogoat...

Qiqi: Cocogoat. Go find it.
Cocogoat by Notbfc January 1, 2021
The cocogoat is a fictional magestic creature that can bless you with coconut milk straight out of it’s utters. Cocogoats can be found in the wilds of Teyvat. A person named Qiqi loves cocogoats because of their reproducing coconut milk mmm...tasty
Qiqi : “find me a cocogoat...”
MC : “a what”
Qiqi : “a cocogoat.”
MC : *searches this specific urban dictionary* “ohhh”
Paimon : “Paimon doesn’t get it, maybe Paimon has a peanut brain”
Cocogoat by Angie Ch. November 23, 2020

crocogator 

The meanest critter on earth. Front half of a crocodile on one end, front half of an alligator on the other. Having no provision for defecation, it get more and more constipated as it ages, which makes it uncommonly mean.
Crocogators are found all over the warmer parts of the world, mostly underwater.
crocogator by agtofc October 6, 2010
A fictional goat that can produce coconut milk from the udders. Cocogoat is a meme from Genshin Impact that came from some loli girl called "Qiqi"

It has became a meme...
Qiqi : coconut milk comes from cocogoats.

Paimon : I'm out

Aether/Lumine : it's time to tell you where coconut milk comes from...
Cocogoat by Ventipurin November 17, 2020

Crocogator 

Also Crocagator or more rarely Allidile.
When you don't know if an animal is an alligator or a crocodile so you say this instead to avoid a lecture on the difference. Usually raises confusion and half of the time backfires anyway.
G1: Hey look at the crocogator.
G2: No that's a...wait, what?
Crocogator by PenguinSurgeon August 8, 2019
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