pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

greek crowbar

When two (or more) homosexual males love on each other so hard that they are basically inseparable... except by a mythical/hypothetical prying tool.

Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

Those men have a bond that can't be broken by the strongest of Greek Crowbars.

by Bung-jamin January 27, 2017

crowbar

The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.

The finest in headcrab removal since 1997!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005

crowbar

The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.

(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.

by GameBoy3008 September 24, 2005

Cromar

An amazing last name, which is rare.
You are awesome if your last name is Cromar.
Originates from Wales apparently, but has moved up to Scotland!! because Scotland is the best.

Girl 1: Hey whats your last name?
Girl 2: Cromar
Girl 1: Ohh you from Wales?
Girl 2: No..Im from Scotland

by vegesaurusJess October 12, 2009

Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.

It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"

by momFriday February 23, 2011

nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.

1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.

by Yiping July 16, 2006