crispylingus

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet

I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.

by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022

Caspering

The act of removing a fitted sheet from a bed and placing it over ones head as to transform into a ghost. Then perform the deed of intercourse with a confused partner while maintaining a ghost-like demeanor.

“So you picked up last night, did you Casper her bro?”
“Yeah it was great man, she was so confused when I pulled all the sheets off her bed”
“Caspering is always a good time”

by FreshPrince_321 June 3, 2014

crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."

"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"

by BeatHippies July 21, 2008

Creeperingish

Cree-per-ing-ish, Adjective
1.) To be stalker-like, under the illusion that it is for a higher good.
2.) To be stalker-like, especially on social internet networks like Myspace or Facebook.

"He wanted to know what those two were talking about, so he logged onto Myspace and acted all creeperingish."
"There is no such thing as good creeping, don't tell me you believe in being creeperinigish!"
"Wtf she's so creeperingish today."

by Charade June 13, 2008

Crisping

When you to embarrassed to eat crisps around people cause of the noise it makes. So you suck them instead of chewing them.

Rachel was to embarrassed to eat her crisps when starting her new job so she quietly sat there crisping.

by Bwooly1001 June 29, 2016

Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

by Dings666 July 24, 2019

butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017