Crisket

A crusty, cum-infused biscuit.

Once Barry finished unloading his cumbersome consignment, the crisket was sodden to the core.

by LordBlastula March 29, 2022

Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.

...You mean Criscito

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

Criskink

It's typically used as a word to describe your best friend. It means someone who can relate to you the most, or someone who you think will remain by your side forever.

Friend 1: Hey bestie!!
Friend 2: Hey criskink!!

by Criskinkie Twinkie June 6, 2018

Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

chiskit

1. a smokin betty with big ass tits

2. mainly the big ass tits on a smokin betty (see smokin betty, also defined)

1. we were walkin around the other day and we saw some delishious tits on a breezy, so for the rest of the day we just tried to scope out the chiskit.

2. dude look at the chiskits on that one!

by The G0dfather November 6, 2007