crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

Traffic Crippling

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.

They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.

by darth toria February 17, 2009

Crippin

The act of, or belonging to a Crip gang...also describes the lifestyle involved with being a Crip gang member..Living in the moment because tomorrow's not promised today..
It can also refer to "Bailin" wearing your colors and bandana swangin, like Crippin around the bklocc....

we aint diru dippin we steady C- Crippin

by Hoover Tek September 8, 2010

crippling depression

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband

Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor

by YURI_ON_ICE_FAN_64 April 3, 2017

crippling depression

A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.

"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"

by proxyserver May 30, 2016

Cripping Out

When your "chilling" so hard that the word "chilling" just doesn't cut it!

Oh man i am cripping out soo hard, i havent moved in 4 hours

by Apl Bags May 22, 2011

CRiPpLinG dEpREsSiOn

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.

Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."

by Vixtellion April 11, 2017