Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Crapperpillar

A caterpillar which appears cute until you notice the little present it has left on your hand.

"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"

"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"

"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"

*Flick*

by Catlius October 7, 2010

Pool Crapper

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.

Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

Phantom Crapper

A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.

Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."

Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."

Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."

by Freddie T March 17, 2008

Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009