Cripalet

The term that members of the "Crips" gang give their numerous illegitamate spawn.

Tell Snazzy B to wrap his shit yo, we don need no more cripalet muh-fuhs runnin' up 'n dis piece!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

cripalatin

When a member of the "Crips" gang ceases to act like and African-American thug and tries/wants to be of Latin/Hispanic descent.

Terell: "6 poopin, 5 droopin esse. I from the Crips puta. Que ona cholo?"

Miguel: (To Bystanders) "What a wanabe cripalatin fool."
(To Terell) "Get a life joto."

by Ballz-Loc June 11, 2007

CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

Cripapled

When you are very energetic and also tired at the same time.

You look very tired camron!
Yeah I’m just cripapled.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020