crimtard

A crimtard is the unique mixture of a criminal and retard, hence the name CRIMTARD!

"Can you believe they got pulled over with a meth lab in their trunk!?" "I know, what a couple of CRIMTARDS!"

by Ishhhh January 31, 2010

crimtia

A small youtuber with around 30K subscribers.

Crimtia is a reaction channel with a lot of videos about thatveganteacher.
Crimtia also talks a lot about controversial topics like murder.

Hey do you watch crimtia
Yes. He’s the best youtuber ever

by PotatMuffin August 22, 2021

Crimdulac

When having oral sex with a woman covered with sexually transmitted diseases, specifically large genital warts, bite of the heads of several growths and use the pussy juice as lubrication for penile anal penetration.

Dude, this whore was so old, I had to perform a crimdulac before I could hit her from the rear.

by Danger March 10, 2003

Crimuhh

The way Crunchy Black says "Christmas."

If you can't git yo kids nuttin fo Crimuhh . . . you lawss in da sauss.

by The Mayne October 29, 2007

critul

Critul is a kind beautiful soul who enjoys poop jokes. She is into naruto, blue slushees, car rides, and nic. She will laugh at everything and is the definition of HOT. She is a queen and will always be the best friend even when people yell at her sometimes. She is fierce and will attack back though. She also as a funny laugh and will have four kids a big house and be SUCCESSFUL!

Critul, did you just fart? Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone!

by Yoyo2002 May 30, 2020

crimstuff

Items useful for criminal activities.

I can't break into that house as my crimstuff has been stolen.

by Hamburgleriser September 2, 2010

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004