Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

CrisspySquid

Online alias typically used by gronks who are bad at Krunker (video game).

1. "Dude Aaron is such a gronk, he thinks he's so good at Krunker."
2. "Ikr he should change his username to CrisspySquid if he keeps his persona up.

by Walter_Walter222 June 18, 2021

crispy croke

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Crispy news

Crispy news refers to any information regarding someone that is newsworthy. It is a much stronger word then gossip.

Do you have any crispy news about Mevani?

by Ethi26 December 21, 2010

Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

Crispy Tina

The act of putting a chicken tender into a vagina and then eating it. Sexually.

Mitch gave Liz a Crispy Tina last night. It was just ok.

by Mike Ditka's Ghost August 28, 2013

fat crispy

A brand new 100 dollar bill.

I'm asking $120 but I'd let it go for a fat crispy.

by Cloudninemike October 21, 2014