La Crete

a small town where everyone marries their cuzzin and goes to co op parties

linda : you goin to the potluck in La Crete

henry : yeah we finna fuck 🤪

by #loveyourcuzzins July 30, 2019

sack crete

the concretey type sweaty substance that accumulates between your leg and ballsack, sticking one to the other

after a 5 day camping trip, i had so much sack crete i had to keep unsticking my balls from my leg!

dude! i can smell your sack crete from here! have a shower will you......

by sheer ted June 28, 2010

crete

When raid(ant poisoning) is placed on acid and is ingested.

Dude, those longhairs are taking crete over there....bootstomp party.OI!

by Justin SINBAD September 21, 2007

Unintelligible Crete

A person who is so idiotic that everything they say is incomprehensible

A: I think pedophilles should be part of the LGBTQ+ community

B: Most likely because you are an unintelligible crete

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW December 24, 2021

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

Cunt-Crete

The person you are referring to as being Cunt-Crete is forever a solid cunt.

Wow that bitch is fucking Cunt-Crete

by Snow dozer October 1, 2014

Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011