Crete Carrier

When a boi tryna say sorry Obama they just hit a fat Crete Carrier;Tryna say sorry Obama;

Yo Crete Carrier I didn’t mean to disrespect Obama Carrier.

by Obunga Dunga March 29, 2019

sack crete

the concretey type sweaty substance that accumulates between your leg and ballsack, sticking one to the other

after a 5 day camping trip, i had so much sack crete i had to keep unsticking my balls from my leg!

dude! i can smell your sack crete from here! have a shower will you......

by sheer ted June 25, 2010

crete

When raid(ant poisoning) is placed on acid and is ingested.

Dude, those longhairs are taking crete over there....bootstomp party.OI!

by Justin SINBAD September 08, 2007

Cunt-Crete

The person you are referring to as being Cunt-Crete is forever a solid cunt.

Wow that bitch is fucking Cunt-Crete

by Snow dozer October 02, 2014

Unintelligible Crete

A person who is so idiotic that everything they say is incomprehensible

A: I think pedophilles should be part of the LGBTQ+ community

B: Most likely because you are an unintelligible crete

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW December 25, 2021

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 March 01, 2016

Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 23, 2011