crespo blunt

a perfectly rolled blunt that has a even pull to burn ratio. Typically rolled in a dutch or green game.

nothin somkes like a crespo blunt

by Sober October 4, 2007

hernan crespo

Incredible striker, plays for Chelsea FC. Has perfect hair, face, body, goal scoring record. Spent 2004-2005 at AC MIlan until jose mourinho (genious) took him back.

boy: Hernan Crespo with another goal for the blues
girl: doesn't it suck he's married?

by Hate-My School April 25, 2006

Hernan Crespo

Cockney rhyming slang for a man with the appearance of a women impersonating a man- hence 'Lesbo' = 'Crespo'

Commonly used in the midlands of England now to describe effeminate men trying to appear 'butch'

Lets get in some drinks. So, thats four pints and a Vodkatini for Hernan Crespo

by 1234567asdfgh June 19, 2008

Irene Crespo

An insult based off famous false prophet and well known liar from the 1800’s Irene Crespo she was burned at the stake for being accused of being a witch

“Dude you keep lying like you’re Irene Crespo, keep going and you’ll get burned”

by Tarbaby25 January 23, 2021

Creepophile

A description for one who has a brilliant mind and superior intellect accompanied by a boarder line creepy obsession with true crime and or all things mystery. They are probably bad at geography and measurement conversions, but what they lack in skill they make up in witty banter.

Hey, you listen to the Mystery a la Carte podcast too? Oh man, we're total creepophiles!

by macultra March 20, 2019

Creepochist

A man who identifies as 'not a misogynist ' but almost all his friends are creeps with questionable morals.

Such men may be friends with women but are also, best friends with creeps.

It is almost as if they derive pleasure out of their friendship with creeps.
Derived from : creep and masochist

Arnold is such a creepochist, it is time his friend Angelina confronts him.

by Myra2001 April 17, 2020

Crispolish

Crispolish - Adjective
1.) Used to describe something or someone that is clean or fresh

2.) Referring to a situation where something comes in clutch

1.) "Those rims you put on the Benz are crispolish"

"Did you see my brother rockin the bow tie at the wedding? He was looking real crispolish"

2.) "I can't believe you missed the game last night. They made such a crispolish play to end it in overtime"

by TheRealZu March 1, 2015