Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

by Shannon December 16, 2002

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.

Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

crescent fresh

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense

Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!

by aslam ali October 23, 2003

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

crescenta valley high school

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

by cvsucks April 18, 2008

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007

crescencio

Picture perfect man in the world, he has a wonderful heart and treats his girl like a queen she is, if you ever meet him , be sure to never lose him as a friend

Hey crescencio wanna go and chill

by Anonymous72696 September 22, 2017