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Crescent Fresh 

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

Crescent Fresh by Shannon December 16, 2002

crescent fresh 

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense
Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!
crescent fresh by aslam ali October 23, 2003

American Fertile Crescent 

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'
Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

crescenta valley high school 

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.
you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

Crescendocore 

n. (kre-SHEN-do-kor)

Crescendocore is a umbrella term for a wide variety of musical genres. The majority of popular crescendocore lies in the post rock and shoegaze genres.
It's a joining of the word 'Crescendo' and the suffix '-core.' The latter does not imply a connection to Hardcore music, it just states that it is a term for a genre of music.

What crescendocore implies is a heavy emphasis the characteristic in music of a long tension and release in the form of a large dynamic change - that is; getting very loud. This usually happens very quickly and is also marked by changing tonal and duration structures.

Several well known crescendocore acts include:
-Sigur Ròs
-Godspeed You! Black Emperor
-Ludwig van Beethoven
-Flying Saucer Attack
-Slint
-Bark Psychosis
Guy 1: Dude, have you heard of Godspeed You! Black Emperor?
Guy 2: No, not really.
Guy 1: Man, you should, you love post rock and this is A grade crescendocore
Guy 2: I should probably check them out, then.

crescencio 

Picture perfect man in the world, he has a wonderful heart and treats his girl like a queen she is, if you ever meet him , be sure to never lose him as a friend
crescencio by Anonymous72696 September 22, 2017