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Creepy crawlies

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair
Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.
by Chad was here November 28, 2017
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creepy crawling

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.
STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool
by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009
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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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creepy crawler

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.
"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."
by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009
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Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.
We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.
by Art Farkis December 10, 2008
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Creepy crawlers

A game you play when you’re high as fuck with the homies and your mom isn’t home.

You and all the homies turn off all the lights so it’s pitch black and
“Hey brah wanna get high and play creepy crawlers
by Crawler creepy July 5, 2019
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creepy crawler

My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.
by Goody and Lauren June 29, 2012
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