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CREEPSTER

CREEPSTER Definition #3

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #2)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
19. All Adulterers.
20. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
21. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
22. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
23. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
24. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
25. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
26. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
27. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
28. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
29. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
30. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
31. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big Creepster.
by Tina from the BGCA August 25, 2014
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creepstache

A creepy mustache.. aka.. creepstache.
Ew, shave your creepstache
by EricaApathy April 1, 2006
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creeptastic

excessivly creepy and or scary. it is a funnier way of putting creepy...
those red flags and black tape on my poptarts pouch make it the most creeptastic poptarts pouch ever.
by Mike November 6, 2004
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creeptastic

full of creepiness. weird or scary. simply just a creep.
this movie is creeptastic.
by lysssss April 13, 2008
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creepsauce

A colorful way of saying something is really shady or creepy.
This neighborhood is total creepsauce, we should go somewhere else.
by JerseyK March 16, 2008
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Creepskate

Creepy dude who participates in various acts of douchebaggery.
Yeah man, that guy is kind of a creepskate.
by Snickelfritz00 January 20, 2007
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Creepscapade

1) The act of browsing multiple profiles on Facebook.
2) Basing one's opinion of a person or group on previously creeped Facebook pictures.
3) Examining acquaintances' relatives' profiles for potential future sexual endeavors and discussing it with said acquaintance.
'Man, I figured that guy would be hot, but this creepscapade proved me wrong. Ugh!'

'We should go on creepscapades more often...that way we could find more promiscuous girls!'
by SW-AVDR September 21, 2009
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