credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

credit card

to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily

oh shit man you just credit carded real bad

by landin February 1, 2003

credit card

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.

I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.

by Crono February 24, 2003

credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

by burtonsnow25 March 6, 2009

credit card

The process of falling down, legs spread, and hitting an object in the anal or groin region, usually followed by intense pain and urination.

Eric was sliding down the staircase when he slipped and credit carded himself on the railing.

by 41R1K May 11, 2006

credit card

and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off

oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"

by awesome pyjamas August 18, 2011

credit card

n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.

Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.

Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."

by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006