Cherphobia

Strong fear of Cher and her songs

Person 1 : Wanna listen to Believe
Person 2 : No you know I have Cherphobia. Don't you dare.

Person 1 : *plays Believe*
Person 2 : Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

by Zeibby December 2, 2020

conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Creephobia

The fear of accidentally liking something when creeping on facebook

Girl: I have such a creephobia when I was creeping on that kid last night

by chillachika January 13, 2011

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

by Jolly May 31, 2004

Cryophobia

a fear of extreme cold, ice, snow, frost, blizzards, ect.

Dan: Hey why don't we have the wedding in your home town, Bettles, Alaska?
Jenifer: umm...I would like to but...
Dan: Whats wrong Jen?
Jenifer: well...I have a pretty bad case of Cryophobia..
Dan: oh.. Hawaii then?

by SexiCoon February 13, 2008