crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

creasemonkey

general joker/funny person, funny in some way either intentionally or unintentionally.

galvidee your the ultimate creasemonkey!

by galvidee April 18, 2009

crazymonkeybuttsex

when men and monkey do the imposable
they fuck
and have children

i have a bitch monkey

by yajyar November 21, 2003

crapmonkey

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

by The Sara December 29, 2007