bag crackers

Crackers that you pack in your bag so that you have something to eat whilst unpacking your luggage.

Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.

Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.

by Almuemadan December 12, 2016

Spinal cracker

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.

The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Crystal Cracker

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)

Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.

by danamontana December 4, 2019

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Porcelain Cracker

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

cheese and crackers

A religiously neutral way to say "Jesus Christ".

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

by Furry4Life June 26, 2016

Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021