The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

craw daddy

Crayfish – also called crawfish or crawdads – are freshwater crustaceans resembling small lobsters, to which they are related; taxonomically, they are members of the superfamilies Astacoidea and Parastacoidea. They breathe through feather-like gills and are found in bodies of water that do not freeze to the bottom. They are mostly found in brooks and streams where there is fresh water running, and which have shelter against predators. Most crayfish cannot tolerate polluted water, although some species such as the invasive Procambarus clarkii are hardier. Crayfish feed on living and dead animals and plants

"We went fishing down in the stream and we caught a bunch of stupid craw daddys."

by 554887999665522532655 August 26, 2013

Catdaddy

Cool old man who loves a lot of young women.
An old male hoe.

That old man on the prowl is such a catdaddy.

by Bink January 17, 2006

crawdad

slang term for crayfish

Bailey occasionally found little crawdads in his backyard creek. "Not bad for a crawdad!"

by Christopher Wade October 27, 2005

Crawdaddin'

To retract ones previously stated or confirmed position/action on an issue. Basically backing out of something. Its a southern term, used by gentleman and scholars, that alliterates to the backwards action of a crayfish or "crawdad" when getting away from a threat.

Josh: Are we still going to New Orleans for a few days of Man-tivities?
Shane: No, I said I could go but really dont have the vacation time..
Josh: You crawdaddin' on me?!
Shane: Yeah...sorry man.

by xxxThe Taintxxx March 2, 2010

crawdadding

to move backwards away from a perceived threat, as a crawdad does. When a crawdad is escaping, it moves quickly backward, despite any obstacles it may have to knock down or go around in its path. It also raises its pincers to pinch and defend itself against its attacker. Usually, crawdadding ends when the crawdad reaches its hole. The crawdad will then hide in its hole until it feels safe to come out again.

The White House Press Secretary is an expert at crawdadding when the First Family embarrasses itself or puts itself in an awkward position.

by tedtam August 9, 2010

Hip Old Catdaddy

One who is over the age of 50, is generally considered a hippy, and is open-minded to the ways of the world among the younger generations following the hippie lifestyle.

Check out that Hip Old Catdaddy jamming out to Jimi Hendrix!

by Uncle CC September 29, 2010