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crunter

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"
by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007
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Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!
by Windybey August 23, 2012
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Chaunté

Origin: English

Meaning: Rocky Land Or Singer

Humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression.
Chaunté is a very creative person.
by Stormy69 February 4, 2010
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crunt

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
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Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary
Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?
by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007
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cwaunt

a mixture of the words twat and cunt. someone who acts worse than both a twat and a cunt.
paris hilton is such a cwaunt.
by rblion67 August 18, 2008
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craufting

When you laugh and cry at the same time.
Omg I was so drunk I fell on the bar stool and

Hit my ass so hard that I was craufting.
by naughty nikki May 11, 2014
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