Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017

Catten

When you cat is no longer a kitten it’s a catten.

I love my cute lil’ catten. She’s almost 3 now!

by Ireallylikeguineapigs January 12, 2018

Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.

I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.

by Hawtex February 10, 2015

Cretten

An really ugly person. Often seen in a night club

Look at that girl, she is such a cretten

by Slurpes April 21, 2006

Craten

A people based out of the small island of Crate in the South-East Pacific. The people were known for a culture based heavily off large, group laugh sessions and were known to be trading silks and spices long before the Qing Dynasty of China was ever established. Their prime empire was in the Masahuti Dynasty from 1340 - 1620 which was a threat to be reckoned with. In 1620, the Cratens overthrew their tyrannical government and an age of democracy was born. Today, the Cratens are a very secretive people, with the only access to the island of Crate being by a ferry known as the S.S. Majestic.

Person 1: "Man, look at that guy! Where is he from!"

Person 2: "Man! You're an idiot! He's from Crate!"

Person 1: "You mean he's a Craten! Oh man! let's go sign his abs!"

by Migoror June 16, 2009

crittenden county

Where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherfuckers and the other 1/2 try to fucking act like goddamn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. Oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.

You see them Crittenden County hoodrats walking today?

by hoodrathoochie99’ October 2, 2017

craften

Intentionally done

Damn, that old fashioned was craften.

by Sadboy77 September 21, 2021