Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

charasmatic

Full of life. The perfect concoction of fun, joy, peace and wisdom all in one characteristic. A charasmatic person will make you want to jump up and down, do a cartwheel and sing all at the same time. They always see life in a positive way.

My friend Joe is just soooo charasmatic! I just love being around him!

by DanielleJane July 2, 2008

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Crastic

Exceptionally terrible. A complete and utter waste of time for everyone involved on all levels.

Everything Harry as ever posted on the internet is crastic in the extreme.

by Rozzlol August 7, 2011

Crasticate

1. To have sex with your daughter, then have another daughter and have sex with her.
2. To be incest

This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.

This word can be used as an insult

You crasticated fuck
Fuck your crasticated family

by qwertyasfuck321 December 12, 2016

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

Crastic

of, pertaining to simple, country life.

"across from the crastic country side where they raised wild horses one horse caught my eye"

by Wyld Stallions March 30, 2013