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Ugly Cassanova

1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.
Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome
by Big Boss Whitey July 10, 2005
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Cornfield Cassanova

A guy who bangs floozies in a cornfield. Someone who murders prostitutes and dumps their bodies in a cornfield. A guy who gets aroused when hes around or near cornfields. Someone who hangs out in a cornfield masturbating.
Watch out for Leland, i hear he's a real cornfield cassanova!
by eriks1971 July 15, 2011
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Casanova

A man who is amorously and gallantly attentive to women.
Shit, that guys a Casanova
by Blargg October 26, 2005
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Ugly Casanova

Amazing indie band with Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock. The other band members are Tim Rutili, Paul Jenkins, John Orth, and Brian Deck.
by schnurrbart June 21, 2006
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EVIL CASANOVA GIRLS (ECG's)

(also used as ECG's in short)
1>. females whose sole mission in life is to introduce disgusting sexual innuendos in your regular day to day conversation including ones at events where it may be deemed highly inappropriate such as funerals, management review meetings and conversations with your grandmother

2>. females who like to ambush unsuspecting innocent males with their flirtatious vibes, traumatizing the poor victim in such intensity that the victim shuns all future advances from the fairer sex. This is mostly likely to be followed by drunken orgies and monkey dancing, in celebration of another successful mission
Loser Professor 1 : *sob* I couldnt concentrate on my mensuration lecture today. Whenever I said mensuration, i swear i cud hear tittering at the back of class

Loser Professor 2 (sympathetic) : Oh dear! That class does have too many Evil Casanova Girls (ECG's)

Loser Professor 1 : And i have got 3 more lectures to go! Oh the horror of it!

Loser Professor 2 : But you better brace up. Wait till you come up against the ECG ambush!

Loser Professor 1 : Noooooooooo...Why my? Why me GOD!
by ECG's September 25, 2010
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jordan casanova

a female. one who was once on a television show called "so you think you can dance." she is not yet a quote on quote celeb but she is recognized from time to time making her bootleg famous. only time will tell where her seductive dance moves will take her in the dancing or any other industry ;)
amanda:hey did you watch season 8 of SYTYCD?
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova
by masterpoon November 9, 2012
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cowboy cassanova

a guy who will give you a good time while your with him but in time break your heart
he is cute but a total cowboy cassanova
by sooverhim45 December 2, 2009
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