Crawfordsville

A shit-hole of a place in Indiana. Full of white trash and factories. Bums and fools. Also, a really terrible liberal all-mens college.

The coolest place for townies to hang out in Crawfordsville is the Kroger parking lot.

by Dirigible Dog October 13, 2008

Crawfordsville

A place where everyone fights everyone on a daily.

Bro did you here about CrawfordsVille

by Girlgirly September 15, 2018

crapord

crapord is that friend who is well... Your mother . Most of the time this girl is steeling ur man, and uhhh your dada is very sad beacause he has no wife. mostly beacause crapord stole her...

"that girl stole my dad!" "Nani!? she's sutch a crapord!"

by kook._.e September 19, 2021

Craplord

A landlord that sees their tenants as dollar signs and nothing else. They won't fix anything that needs to be fixed in your apartment or respond to any of your messages.

Guy: "I can't wait till my lease ends. My craplord won't fix my broken fridge or the leak in the ceiling."

by pissedofftenant July 13, 2023

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

shelliot crabwards

Shelliot Crabwards is a niche internet microcelebrity who just loves eating crustaceans. When he walks around, he has to be very careful that his nose doesn't hit the wall. every time Shelliot sneezes, it measures on the richter scale. He's the richest man you know, but is always somehow asking for money.

I think shelliot crabwards is Jewish!
His feet smell so nice.

by jonathon marathot October 9, 2023