constipation comprehension

When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca

Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension

by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020

Antiquity comprehension

Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA

Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!

by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021

raprehension

when a nigga really know how ta lay down da rymes yo.

Tad: Hey Chet what do you think of Feliciano's raps man?
Chet: Are you frontin'? Dat man's rymes are off da hook- dat's one nigga wid 'raprehension' yo.

by Royce Wilkinson February 28, 2010

Crapprehension

Sitting on the toilet for way too long, waiting to crap.

crapprehension poop crap toilet shit

by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009

selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

set comprehension

A piece of shit subject that not even Einstein could master.

by this subject sucks September 21, 2003

clapprehension

The hesitation between the end of a performance and audience applause. Clapprehension is caused when people are afraid of premature eclapulation. Extreme clapprehension can result in long, awkward pauses.

Band member: "What was with the awkward silence after we finished playing?"
Friend: "All the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension."

"I'd rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher."

by Christy Clark May 16, 2013