Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
Get the fishing for crappie mug.I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
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Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022
Get the What’s crappening? mug."Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"
"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"
"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"
*Flick*
"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"
"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"
*Flick*
by Catlius October 7, 2010
Get the Crapperpillar mug.That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019
Get the Pool Crapper mug.by daveburdick December 22, 2007
Get the crapping around mug.Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
by Minuccp December 15, 2012
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