Crappetizers

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

crapetizer

When you finish dropping a deuce and know that there's another right around the corner.

I'm just taking a smoke break in between the crapetizer and the main course.

by kahhhhhhhhn May 27, 2010

crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010

chappette

Feminine version of chap, similar to lass or lassie.

Listen up chaps and chappettes!

by Kate McCullough September 14, 2008

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

Crapperie

A great website about the life of the great Marquis Dupre. (www.crapperie.com)

The Crapperie has great articles about Douglas.

by Douglas Page March 2, 2005

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013