Crapnel 

Speckles of dried diarrhea in or around the toilet bowl.

I had to scrape crapnel off the bottom of my toilet lid after several days of food poisoning.

Crapnel by Tbonerstalloner August 21, 2025

a crapella 

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.

"I wish that guy would turn his iPod off - his a crapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody is killing me"

a crapella by Harvey W August 4, 2007

Crappel

Having a bad day

George Jessup rarely has a crappel of a day.

Crappel by lansanity September 18, 2013

sleep crapnea 

Crapping your pants in your sleep; usually when you are sick and you wake up in the middle of the night to a wet brown surprise.

"Mom it happened again, damned sleep crapnea."

sleep crapnea by Evan Thomas01 January 6, 2008

crapnal 

when you take a shit and it splatters back onto you and the toilet.

Dude, i just took a shit and got hit with the crapnal.

crapnal by John Attardo January 12, 2007

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

a crapella 

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

a crapella by cyclopath July 28, 2015