Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Crapitalism

An unsustainable system in which the Western 'Democracies' live under that are in the last throes of extinction using outdated unworkable methods of energy supply, natural resources exploitation and rigged-markets with fiat currencies pretending to be a free-market. The most unproductive of society 'make' the most money and those people that create real wealth, known as the working-poor are delegated to greater levels of debt. Thieving international Banksters are given the greatest rewards under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism's educational systems are exclusive by being prohibitively expensive to keep brain-dead middle classes in work via their network of kakistocracy. Education is an almost useless and financially non-viable endeavour for entering the workforce to the lower classes, without a network of wealthy and well-connected cronies to hand them jobs and therefore becomes systemically pointless. Education becomes a right of passage to those that can afford it, but they are not actually qualified and are therefore unfit to make Capitalism function.

Crapitalistic ideas are kept alive by a monopolistic media which creates unbelievable propaganda to further this Zombie System, it only looks alive to the equally brain-dead supporters Sheeple of this Crapitalistic system as they are also robbed under the guise of a GFC which they cannot recognise as a Depression leading to the eventual total systemic collapse of Crapitalism and their own downfall.

I no longer recognise the system which we live under, it's a total mish-mash of lies, cheating, stealing and the rule of law has just become a joke. This is total Crapitalism.

I work 70 hours a week earning an average wage and living a very modest lifestyle and I still can't make ends meets. This has just become a bunch of Crapitalism.

We still rely on fossil fuels and and deadly nuclear power when solar power is the obvious answer, except under a system of Crapitalism.

by Ozzy Drongo April 16, 2012

Capitol Hill

1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.

2. Hipster capitol of the Northwest

3. The Brooklyn of the West Coast.

"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"

"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"

"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."

by ReluctantSeattlite January 8, 2013

crapola

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

Cryptolang

n. Cryptolangs are the perfect middle between conlangs and cyphers. Basically, a cypher that keeps the pronounceability but hides meaning of words.
They can be used on any text to render it foreign and hide it's meaning, and are a great substitution for conlangs - while conlangs need months to be created, making up rules for a cryptolang only take a couple of minutes.
For example, the usage of a simpe cryptolang on "Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary → Ascehn Fodvoupesij

- Jimmu whisi!
- ...what was that?
- Just kidding with ya, dude. I just said "hello there!" in one of my cryptolangs.
- ...cryptolangs?
- Oh boy, here we go again-

by Ehion May 3, 2022