what's crappening

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

crappenin'

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.

Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)

by Spatchmo December 31, 2008

crappenin

A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.

"That Walmart is crappenin!"

by changacat February 20, 2010

Crappening

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

Crappnin'

The word Crappnin' is used instead of happenin'.

Yo, whats crappnin'?

by Clevis McFarland April 7, 2004

Crappening

A word you'd use if something bad has recently happened and you're late to witness it.

What's crappening here?

by so bored, so I define things April 27, 2022