Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

Cranied

The art of walking into a room busting ass (farting) and walking off. This can only be done by a person with a pungeant odor.

Jim: What smells so bad?
Brian: I don't know but Steve just walked through and I think he cranied us.

by Billy bad ass October 10, 2012

English Cum Crannie

An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin

I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie

by Twatbiscut July 1, 2016

no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

cranties

blunderwear after five disgusting hours.

ninah, are these your cranties soaking in the bathroom sink?

by emorriso December 17, 2006

cranfield

Comes from ancient English roots. A very gifted tribe that has the very blessings of God on this tribe. The epitome of courage, strength, leadership, and fearless. This man is always at the front of the pack will never leave a loved one behind. Generally well built and built for the long haul. Very dependable and well hung.

If you ever meet a Cranfield, latch on.

by Papaw Dude July 4, 2015

Bustin Crannies

Eating and drinking so much that all of the nooks and crannies of your stomach are full.

Bro 1: Dude, I'm bustin crannies.

Bro 2: Did you suck too much dick?
Bro 1: Dude, what?! No! I went home for Thanksgiving and we had a turducken.

by Gruntmaster 10k June 30, 2011