Crandall

An ass-crack that gets exposed while BMX-ing vigorously. Gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a "Crandall"

"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"

by Timothy S. July 27, 2006

Crandall

Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

crandall

A man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
I.e. Bath and Body Works, shopping, Romantic comedies, candalls

Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?

by Garrett Evans January 22, 2008

crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

crandallized

A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!

that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life

by the victim#1 July 9, 2011

Robbie Crandall

Robbie crandall is kind of a jerk. Hes popular tho. Everyone simps for him a little bit but most people dont really like him. hes kinda hot tho. if your name is robbie crandall and you live in new jersey you are even worse

wow, robbie crandall’s performance in fiddler in the roof was good, but his personality sucks.

by njdisser April 27, 2023

Crandall

An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay

Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week

by SuperSoakedSlimySnake November 11, 2025